Ndichatanga nekubvuma kuti Past Me yakamboti “Ho ho ho, ndiani angashandisa mari inodarika zana remapaunzi pakutenga 'Beach Pants' yecashmere?” uye Present Me haisiriyo chete muridzi weBeach Pants, asi yakashandisa imwe tenner kuti Outnet iuye nayo kwandiri mukati memaawa makumi maviri nemana. Saka Byredo paakazivisa kuburitswa kwemafuta ayo eToile textile, ndakabata mativi angu ndikati “Tee hee hee! Ndiani achashandisa mari yakawanda ye50 quid paFebreeze yepamusoro?” Ehe, ndini uyo ndakasimudza ruoko rwangu, ndakatarisa pasi, ndichinzwa kunyara zvishoma kuti ndiite sekuti handisi kuzoifarira.

Ndinoda mafuta anonhuhwirira sekuda kunoita vamwe vanhu mimhanzi yepop, uye zvese zvinogadzirwa naByredo zvinondiita kuti ndifare uye ndide zvinhu zvakawanda sezvinoita chero munhu anofarira One Direction. Zvakare, kambani iyi yagara ichizvigadzira semugadziri wezvinhu zvinonhuhwirira zvakakwana - kunhuhwirira hakutangi uye hakugumi nemiviri yedu, kunozadza hupenyu hwedu. Chiitiko changu chekutanga chaByredo chaive nekenduru inonhuhwirira, Cotton Poplin, iyo yandinofunga kuti inonhuhwirira chaizvo sebonde risina mhosva, rinofarirwa nemuchato mubhuku raMary Wesley. Ben Gorham, murume ari kumashure kwekambani iyi, akatanga kudzidza hunyanzvi hwakanaka uye akasarudza mafuta anonhuhwirira pane kupenda. Ndinofunga nezvekunhuhwirira kwake sezvinhu zvidiki, zvakajeka, zvakarukwa zvine ruzivo rwakaoma.

Kune rudzi rweBougie Basic (Ndini iwe) runorarama nekuda kweBibliotheque, hwema hwaAudrey Hepburn muFunny Face asati asangana naFred Astaire, uye rumwe runofarira Gipsy Water, iyo inowanikwa muzvigadzirwa zvakasiyana-siyana uye inogona kuita kuti iwe, maoko ako nemba yako munhuwe semutungamiriri wechitendero ane hunhu. Ndiri kunhuhwirira muswe wangu wepombi mushure mekupfapfaidza neMojave Ghost hair perfume, iyo (ndinofunga) inoita kuti ndinhuwe semunhuwi waConstance Billard akatiza kurenje kunokanda maWiccan spells kuvakomana vakanaka kuti vade neni. Gorham anoziva kuti zvatinonhuwidza, uye patinonhuwidza, ipfungwa uye mafungiro.

Chimbuzi chingave chiri chemhuri yangu yepedyo, Cotton Poplin. Chinoti 'chitsva asi chisina musoro' uye chine 'zvinonhuhwirira zvinoshandiswa nevanogadzira zvinonhuhwirira kunyararira maruva anoshamisa,' chero zvazvinoreva. Pakupfapfaidza kwekutanga, ndakasuruvara zvishoma, sezvo chisingape mushonga wandaida. Ndinochipa dambudziko rinotyisa, rakafanana nereDaz: chinoiswa pagumbeze reSnoopy ringangodaro rakabatwa munzvimbo isina munhu pakati pemuromo wangu nehuku yecashew yakazara. Chinoiswa pamutsago wandinomuka nawo ndisati ndarara, pandinozoona kuti wanyorova nemadonhwe. Pakupedzisira, chinoiswa paruoko rwangu rusina kugezwa, rwuri rutsva kubva kumuchina wangu wekukwasva uri pedyo. Chinonhuwirira zvisinganzwisisike, chine sirivha zvishoma, uye…hongu! Sekuwacha kutsva! Chitsva kupfuura kuwacha kwangu chaiko, kutaura chokwadi.

Zvishoma nezvishoma, zvishoma nezvishoma, ndinotanga kunzwa ndakasununguka zvishoma. Ndakachinja imba yangu neruoko rwangu kuita hotera inodhura. Inonyaradza zvikuru, iyi inonhuhwirira isina chinhu, uye itsva. Kunyange zvazvo ndine chokwadi chekuti iyi yaisava chinangwa chaGorham, kana maonero ako kuhupenyu ari ekusada kuwacha mbatya, ndinofunga kuti unogona kuwana vhiki yekuwedzera kubva mumachira ako nekupfapfaidza nekukurumidza. Kutaura zvazviri, kuvhurwa kwacho kwasvika panguva yakakodzera nekuti tava kutanga kwemwaka wekubikira nyama. Ndinogona kupfeka madhirezi angu ese echiffon asina kuchena pasina kunetseka kuti pane ari kundinhuwidza uye kuona hanyanisi dzegore rapfuura! Kana uri munhu anoputa fodya, muridzi wemhuka kana munhu anofarira chizi chebhuruu chisingazivikanwe, mazuva ako ekutya mahwindo apera. Sanganisa macushion ako nembatya neToile uye unogona kuva Mai Hinch vanotevera.

Kufanana neCashmere Beach Pants, Toile spray inobatsira kupfuura zvandaimbofunga kuti zvinogoneka - ndingadai ndakakura ndisati ndatanga kushandisa Febreezing jeans yangu, asi ndichapfapfaidza pasina kurangwa. Zviri pachena kuti handingambokuudza kuti ushandise Toile pane kuwacha mbatya dzako - asi kutaura chokwadi, kana ukaita sarudzo iyoyo, handifungi kuti pane angakwanisa kuzviziva.

Kubva mumhando yazvino yeGlossier, Glossier Play, iyi glitter gel inoita kuti ive itsva pameso ako ekare esimbi.

Chishongo chemuviri chemhando ye "cult body shimmer" chava kuwanikwa muhukuru hukuru, chaunoisa nepombi kwete ne "roll-on". Chakagadzirwa kuti chishande se "highlighter" yemuviri wako, ichi ndicho chombo chako chitsva chakavanzika chezhizha.

Ichidzivirira zvizere SPF 50 kubva kuUV mwaranzi kuburikidza nezvinhu zvechisikigo, iyi ndiyo SPF yakanakisisa yekupfeka zuva nezuva. Ingave inodhura, asi zvishoma zvinobatsira uye inopa hwaro hwakanaka hwekuzora.

Sekunge kirimu yehusiku yebvudzi rako, seramu iyi inodyisa bvudzi husiku hwese isingaite kuti ritaridzike kana kunzwa semafuta. Inoshanda zvinoshamisa pamativi akaoma kana akapatsanurwa.

Imwe yezvinonhuwira zvitsva zvitatu zvinonaka zvezhizha zvinobva kumugadziri wezvinonhuwira mukuru weLouis Vuitton, Afternoon Swim, itsva, yakachena uye inonhuwirira semazororo. Verenga zvakawanda nezvezvinonhuwira zvitsva pano.

Sechikamu chekushanda pamwe chete naUlla Johnson, Bobbi Brown akaburitsa ruvara rutsva rweorenji rwakajeka mumhando yaro yeCrushed Lip Colour. Ruzere neruvara rwepigment asi nemafuta akawanda sebalm, ihope.

Chizoro ichi chezuva chine mineral chinonhuhwirira zvakanaka ukuwo chichigadzira chinodzivirira kubva kumwaranzi yeUV nechiedza chebhuruu. Hachinawo mafirita eUV emakemikari uye silicone,

Yakagadzirwa neblush, bronzer uye highlighter, iyi ichave yako itsva yepamusoro-soro yemabasa akawanda. Wedzera kubhegi rako remakeup uye gara uchishamisika kuti waizviita sei usina.

Kana mwedzi inotonhora yaita kuti ganda rako rinzwe rakaoma uye risingadiwe, izvi zvinokubatsira nekukurumidza. Isa mafuta acho mushure mekugeza wobva wanakidzwa nezvakanakira zvawo zuva rese.

Ruvara urwu rwemaziso runopenya inzira inokurumidza yekuzorodza kumeso kwako - ruvara rwacho runogona kugadzirwawo uye runogara kwenguva refu, zvichiita kuti ruve rwakakodzera bhegi rako.

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